Sardar ji

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order

Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?

Waiter:Woh langra tha.

Surdar: Dil? 

Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.

Surdar: Dimaag?

Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha

There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the 

sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general 

'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead 

of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So one of 

them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur 

aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi kushi 

ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.

"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.

" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one 

runner.

"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" 

Exclaimed the Sardar

Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"

"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you." says the Sardar.

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.

Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like

"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.