SMS

-Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho

Aansu tere nikle to aankhe meri ho

Khuda kare ki dosti hamari itni gahri ho

Ki naukri tu kare aur salary meri ho.

 

-Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and

complains ,"Too many characters no story!!"

Librarian ," so u are the idiot who took the telefone directory."

-Ladki:

Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,

Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka:

Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,

Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

-I read smoking is bad, I stop smoking.

I read drinking is bad, I stop drinking.

I read sex is bad, I stop reading.

-Sardiya aati hain,

Sardiya chali jaati hain

Yaad aati hain

Yaad chali jaati hain

Par biwiyan aati hain

Lekin jaane ka nam nahi leti hain

-Rivers can dry

Flowers can shy

you can forget me but how can I

-You r my friend HONA.

I don`t want u to KHONA.

But I want place in your heart`s KONA

& the otherwise

I will start RONA .

Jaldi sms karona oh mera SONA.

-Paani me pathar na maro wo paani koi aur bhi peeta hain,

Jeeyo to muskura kar,tumhe dekh kar koi aur bhi jeeta hain.

 

-koi patthar se na mare mere diwane ko

koi patthar se na mare mere diwane ko

Nuclear energy ka zamana hain,bomb se uda de saale ko..