Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Some great sms jokes

Mehangi Jaga
• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

Aaj “TOM & JERRY” Ki Barsi Hai (Pappu)

Aaj “TOM & JERRY” ki barsi hai
un ki yaad mein
plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi
1 “CARTOON” ko zaroor send karo,
me ne apna farz pura ker dia.
ab aap ki baari hay


Ek Sardar Ki Chatri Me Hole Tha! (King)

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.


Always Ask God To Give U What U Deserve
Always ask God to give u what u deserve,

not what you desire.

Its bcoz your desires may be few,

but you deserves a lot!

Life Is A Game, Play It

Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an opportunity, capture it. In life, the best revenge is living

A Person Who Can Explain Color
A person who can explain color to a blind man can explain everything in life


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