Dil

Humko humi se chura lo, 

Dil mai kahin tum chupa lo, 

Hum akele kho na jayein, 

Door tumse ho na jayein, 

Paas aoe, 

AOE. 

AOE.. 

AOE... 

ruko. 

ruko.. 

pehle SAFEGUARD se tu NAHA Lo...

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Ek pyaari si surat,
do jheel si aankhen,
kuch meethi meethi baatein,
ek nazuk si ada,
kuch masti kuch maza,
thori si shararat,
bohot saari MOhabbat,
dost ek aesa,
jiski pyaari har ada,
THANKS...
aap ne mere baarey mai itna padha....

Love programme

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao
Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain
Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar

Sher Arz kiya hai

Chandni Raat Hai Aur Alam-E-Tanhayi,
Zindagi Yaad Ke Daman Mein Simat Aayi Hai,

Maar Dale Na Kahin Dard-E-Judayi Mujhko,
Ab To Aaja Ke Meri Jaan Pe Ban Aayi Hai,

Utre Utre Nazar Aate Hai Phoolon Ke Chehre,
Tere Jaane Se Gulistan Par Khizan Chhayi Hai,

Jisne Barbaad Mohabbat Mein Kiya Tha Kal Tak,
Woh Aankhein Aaj Mere Haal Pe Sharmayi Hai,

Tere Maykhane Mein Jitni Bhi De De Saaki,
Aaj To Maine Bhi Peene Ki Kasam Khayi Hai,

Jis Jagah Kuch Nazar Nahi Aata Hai Jalwon Ke Siwa,
Zindagi Us Mod Pe Mujhe Le Aayi Hai...

Some great sms jokes

Mehangi Jaga
• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

Aaj “TOM & JERRY” Ki Barsi Hai (Pappu)

Aaj “TOM & JERRY” ki barsi hai
un ki yaad mein
plz ye SMS kam se kum kisi
1 “CARTOON” ko zaroor send karo,
me ne apna farz pura ker dia.
ab aap ki baari hay

Ek Sardar Ki Chatri Me Hole Tha! (King)

Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.


Always Ask God To Give U What U Deserve
Always ask God to give u what u deserve,

not what you desire.

Its bcoz your desires may be few,

but you deserves a lot!

Life Is A Game, Play It

Life is a game, play it; life is a challenge, meet it; life is an opportunity, capture it. In life, the best revenge is living

A Person Who Can Explain Color
A person who can explain color to a blind man can explain everything in life

SMS Friendship Funny

A Good Friend Is Like A Light House
It Doesn’t Ring Bells, Fire Guns To Call Attention
When You Are Lost …It Simply Stands Tall And Shines …

Friendship is like playing on seesaw, not only because its always fun with u…but also because i wouldn’t mind going down to see u rise…

TrUe FrIeNdS aRe LiKe MoRnInGs,
YoU cAn’T hAvE tHeM tHe WhOlE dAy
BuT YoU cAn bE sUrE
tHeY wIlL bE dErE wHeN yOu WaKe Up,ToMoRoW, NxT yEaR n 4eVeR

I’ve made so many mistakes in my life,
but something I did right was to have you as a friend
and I definitely wont make another mistake
of losing someone like you.

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My heart’s like an open book,
it depends on how u read me.
Don”t judge me by my cover..
Look in and discover..
i will be ur True friend
for ever…

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Words begin with ….A….B….C….Number begin with….1….2….3….Music begin with….SA….RE….GA….BUT….? FRIENDSHIP begins with….”You&Me”

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I don’t remember where we met,
or how or when or why.
I only knew that when we did
I found in you a “Friend.”