jokes to laugh out in tears

Ek aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha,"IS Mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun".WIFE ne jawab diya,'Aap ke salary ke badle 100 kiss milay,hisab bhej rahi hun.Doodh wala 2 kiss main hee maan gaya,Teacher ko 7 deni padi ,Sabzi wala 7 main nahi mana toh 9 dene pade, Kiryanewala 9 kiss se nahi mana, usko 5 aur di, Makaan malik toh roz 6-7 ley hee jaata hai,Aap chinta mat karna, mere pass approx 35 aur hai, yeh mahina aaram se kat jayega!!:-) HA HA Ha

Train main wife husband se boli:' Aaj suhagrat hai kuch karo no!'

Pati bola:'dekha nahin samne kya likha hai?'CHALTI TRAIN MAIN CHADNA MANA HAI...

God : what do you want?

Boy : A Beautiful Girl

God : If u are a muslim, I will give u katrina kaif

If u are a Hindu , i will give u bipasha basu

and If you are a christian i will give u jenelia d'souza

Whats your name my son?

Boy : Abdul Vijay Farnandes

God: Rakhi sawant de saale ko bahut oversmart ban raha hai :)

Bhayankar pet dard k karan doctors ko imran hasmi ka operation karna pada

and u know what they found..??

5kg LIPSTICK.

ZARIN,

KARINA

KAITRINA.

Tino ki skin Ek Jaisi Gori hai. kyo?

socho!

Kyoki Tino k Naam me RIN Aata hai.

"Rin de Choka Dene Wali Safedi".