Sunday, November 20, 2011
jokes to laugh out in tears
Ek aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha,"IS Mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun".WIFE ne jawab diya,'Aap ke salary ke badle 100 kiss milay,hisab bhej rahi hun.Doodh wala 2 kiss main hee maan gaya,Teacher ko 7 deni padi ,Sabzi wala 7 main nahi mana toh 9 dene pade, Kiryanewala 9 kiss se nahi mana, usko 5 aur di, Makaan malik toh roz 6-7 ley hee jaata hai,Aap chinta mat karna, mere pass approx 35 aur hai, yeh mahina aaram se kat jayega!!:-) HA HA Ha
Train main wife husband se boli:' Aaj suhagrat hai kuch karo no!'
Pati bola:'dekha nahin samne kya likha hai?'CHALTI TRAIN MAIN CHADNA MANA HAI...
God : what do you want?
Boy : A Beautiful Girl
God : If u are a muslim, I will give u katrina kaif
If u are a Hindu , i will give u bipasha basu
and If you are a christian i will give u jenelia d'souza
Whats your name my son?
Boy : Abdul Vijay Farnandes
God: Rakhi sawant de saale ko bahut oversmart ban raha hai :)
Bhayankar pet dard k karan doctors ko imran hasmi ka operation karna pada
and u know what they found..??
5kg LIPSTICK.
ZARIN,
KARINA
KAITRINA.
Tino ki skin Ek Jaisi Gori hai. kyo?
socho!
Kyoki Tino k Naam me RIN Aata hai.
"Rin de Choka Dene Wali Safedi".
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